Drake and I were coming back to the Marriott Residence Inn, after a long day at the Ia State Fair, ready to hit the room and RELAX.
As we were walking towards the elevator, the doors MYSTERIOUSLY OPENED. We both simultaneously said...."That was CREEPY!"
We'd been listening to a RAP song in the pickup when we pulled into the hotel parking lot, that we both really liked. It has a part in it where the rapper yells out his name "RICK ROSS".
So after the elevator doors MYSTERIOUSLY OPENED, I took a run and JUMPED into the elevator SCREAMING "RICK ROSS". Little did I know that in the back corner of that elevator, out of sight, was a LITTLE OLD LADY.
She SCARED the living CRAP out of me, and I instinctively jumped away from her. Drake was SO TICKLED he couldn't even stand up, and was huddled in the corner of the elevator both laughing and embarrassed, as was I.
As the elevator started going up, the AWKWARD SILENCE was broken by the LITTLE OLD LADY who said....."NOT SO CREEPY NOW, IS IT BOYS!"
Now that's FUNNY!