Thursday, March 31, 2011

Meet the Unluckiest Guy in America

(NEWSER) – Here's a tip: If you're going to join your office's lottery pool, best to be consistent. One man in New York decided to take a pass last week because he wasn't feeling lucky ... and that was the week seven of his co-workers won the $319 million Mega Millions jackpot. "They asked him twice. They said, 'Are you sure?'" says the owner of the deli where the group of state information-technology workers often used to have lunch. The man who passed would have taken home $16 million after taxes through the lump sum option, the New York Post reports.

New Bones Found on 'Serial Killer' Beach

(NEWSER) – A police officer has found a fifth set of bones that may be linked to a serial killer on a lonely Long Island beach. The Suffolk County cop spotted the remains as he drove along a highway past Gilgo Beach in Copiague. Four murdered prostitutes have been found in burlap bags in the area. They were discovered late last year as police hunted for another missing prostitute who ran off after begging a local resident for help. All the dead women were believed to have found johns on Craigslist and other online sites, reports the New York Daily News.

Boy Finds 24-Year-Old Message in a Bottle

(AP) – There's no romance and no Kevin Costner, but nearly a quarter-century after a German boy tossed a message in a bottle off a ship in the Baltic Sea, he's received an answer. A 13-year-old Russian, Daniil Korotkikh, was walking with his parents on a beach when he saw something glittering in the sand. "It looked interesting," Korotkikh said. "It looked like a German beer bottle with a ceramic plug, and there was a message inside." His father translated the German, which read: "My name is Frank, and I'm five years old. My dad and I are traveling on a ship to Denmark. If you find this letter, please write back to me, and I will write back to you."
The letter, dated 1987, included an address in the town of Coesfeld. The boy in the letter, Frank Uesbeck, is now 29. His parents still live at the letter's address. "At first I didn't believe it," Uesbeck said. In fact, he barely remembered the trip at all; his father actually wrote the letter. But Daniil will "definitely get another letter from me," the 29-year-old said. "It's really a wonderful story."

PETA Wants to Rename SF's Tenderloin District as...

(NEWSER) – When it's not busy tempting the nation's men with free vasectomies, PETA is hard at work trying to right the country's lexical injustices. It's currently pushing San Francisco's city leaders to change the name of the Tenderloin District to something a little less meaty: the Tempeh District. In a letter sent to Mayor Edwin M. Lee on Tuesday that argues for the soy-based meat substitute switch, PETA writes that "the city deserves a neighborhood named after a delicious cruelty-free food instead of the flesh of an abused animal."
Of course, the New York Times notes that many have pointed out the fact that the Tenderloin wasn't named after beef; it's actually a nod to the 'hood's former reputation as a place where police once accepted "tenderloin," or bribes, to overlook crime. 

Bronx Zoo Finds Missing Cobra

(USER SUBMITTED) – The cobra that escapedfrom its enclosure at the Bronx Zoo has been found and is in quarantine, reports NBC News. The poisonous snake went missing on Friday, leading to the closure of the zoo's Reptile House, a frenzied search, and celebrity status for the reptile. It even has its own Twitter page. No word yet on where it turned up, but the zoo has a news conference scheduled for later.

Most Expensive Home in US: $100M Mansion Sells

(NEWSER) – A Russian billionaire has bought what the Wall Street Journal calls the nation's most expensive single-family home. Investor Yuri Milner paid $100 million for the Silicon Valley estate in Los Altos Hills. It's 25,500 square feet, with both an indoor and outdoor pool, a ballroom, a tennis court, etc. Milner has no plans to move from Moscow anytime soon, making it a quaint second home for him.
The sale highlights a split in the real estate market, notes the Journal: Year-over-year sales of homes in the mere mortal range of $100,000 to $250,000 were down 8% in February, but sales of those worth more than $1 million were up 4%. "The crummy real estate market is not in the high end," says one agent.

Glad I'm NOT Alone.

I'll be the first to admit that my mind works in strange ways.  In school, I was horrible at anything beyond simple Math and chemistry, but loved English and Biology and anything creative or musical....hence nearly 30 years later....I DO WHAT I DO.

The reason for the first paragraph is to set up this one.  I assumed I was alone, or in a rare crowd. I pick up on things in the "real world" that also has meaning in the show cattle world....but are generally unrelated.  This happens to me in church, restaurants, shopping malls.... everywhere.  This abnormal way of thinking has actually made me a decent living over the years, and I'm THANKFUL for it.  So when I received this email today, it was a breath of fresh air.

I am NOT ALONE!

Email:

Brad,

Let me start by saying I am a long time blog reader, but first time emailer.  I live out by Raleigh, NC but I grew up in the heart of club calf country on the Kossuth county line.  Last night at Target I snapped a picture that reminded me of Kent Habeger (he must have helped Bruce out on the marketing, notice the Full Throttle reference) and I thought you would enjoy the pic.  Keep up the good work.


Brian 

"Hostage AND Full Throttle" on the same cover....who'd of ever THUNK IT. lol

Headed 4 A Good Pluck'n.

Yep.....back to the eye doctor to get my eyelashes that like to turn and grow INTO my eye plucked again.

It's now generally an EVERY 10-12 day event, and the minute I walk out of the doctor's office....I'm a NEW MAN.... BUT boy is it annoying until then.

Is there ANYONE ELSE ever heard of or have this problem?

Late Night Hog Barn.

Guess what you feel like the next day, when you leave a show pig barn that's four hours away from home, at 11:00 pm.....

I guess no one was holding a gun to my head.....simply the consequences of a pig addiction, seeing as how I had just came from a show pig barn in Minnesota before that!  Of course I was in the area "filming" though.....so I did have a good excuse.

Yes I bought one.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Filming 2day.

Busy week of filming and pig shopping.  Talk to you tomorrow.  Have a great day.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Behind the Scenes of CAPTAIN OBVIOUS


The end of December, Lance Ellsworth sent me an OLD VIDEO TAPE with some bull footage he wanted to use. I like to NEVER found a camera to read it, and then once I did, the tape quality was NOT very good. I assume the camera being used needed its heads cleaned.

I got what I could and called Lance and told him that it wasn't going to work....but he wanted to see it anyway. Reluctantly I uploaded the raw footage, and surprisingly he said to go ahead with it.

Finally this week my schedule cleared enough to slip it in and to MY surprise the response has been great.

Just LEAVE Them ALONE.


I've got ONE first calf heifer this year, one that kinda slipped through the cracks when we dehorned everything else, but was really good.  So, I kicked her in with Power 2 Change to keep and dehorn in a later YEAR.

When I arrived at the calving barn yesterday morning, she was standing in the corner of the lot all by herself with her tail kinda out.  I figured I was in TROUBLE.  As I got close to her, I saw NO water bag, and she was actually chewing her cude....so I left her ALONE.

A couple hours later, the same thing.  A couple hours later, the same thing. A couple hours later, the same thing......SO, I called Dad for a second opinion.  He decided it was probably coming backwards, and I had figured so also, BUT, I said let's wait a while longer, and I'll watch her while I clean the concrete with the skid loader.

Watch her I DID.  I watched her eventually push out two feet.....then a head.....and then a beautiful heifer calf.....in about 20 minutes time.  

It's AMAZING what cows can do if their owners will just LEAVE THEM ALONE.
(p.s.- Don't call me the next time you leave one alone, and it's HUGE or COMING BACKWARDS) lol

Monday, March 28, 2011

Full Sister......$12K to Gambles.

50 Sows and Bucks


Congrats Steele Land and Livestock for cracking this new promotion bull for $50,000 this past weekend.

Post Retraction.


Apparently, as I previously posted, Marvin wasn't the ONLY hero  in putting out the grass fire.

Sage and Shawn ALSO played a HUGE role in extinguishing the fire. (according to them nagging at me ALL weekend about this and INSISTING I run this retraction)

8 2 MUCH This Weekend.


"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing!"

We had a small family reunion (bowling party) with Shawn's side Saturday night, and my nephew's girlfriend had this APP on her smart phone.

The APP is APPROPRIATELY called "Fat Booth". I feel like Eddy Murphy.

License & Registration PLEASE.


Semen Auction ENDS 2Day on B'World.

Offering: Semen
Bull: Believe In Me
Number of Units: 5
Breed: Cross.
Sire: Heat Wave
Dam: 7587 - Draft Pick x Miss Perfection (Full Flushx 602G)
Comments: Our competitor sent us a text message in the spring of 2010 telling us to bring a Real bull to Denver instead of a 10 by 12 poster. So that is exactly what we did and dominated them in Denver 2011. Unlike our competition we don't want to write a bunch of nasty remarks running other people's bulls down. People have a choice of which bulls they want to buy and we appreciate everyone interest in our program. Our intention of selling this semen through Breeders' World is not to sell the semen for the highest dollar but to get the most diversification without conflict. After the first 5 collection sell, the semen will be on the open market but limited availability. Once again we sincerely appreciate everyone's interest in our bull especially our competition. Thank you from the BIM owners. B.I.M. NOTES - BW-83 lbs. - PHA FREE - TH CARRIER - All collections and storage of semen is done at Hawkeye Breeders located in Adel, Iowa. All purchased and paid for lots will be released by seller to the buyer and can be picked up at Hawkeye or shipped to you from Hawkeye at buyer's expense. 
Location: Searsboro, Iowa
Seller: Wade Rodgers-Denny Tayler-Chris Rosa-Tim Heckman
Phone: 515-480-6896

Sunday, March 27, 2011

True.

LIFE on earth is wasted, tasted, or invested. The greatest use of life is to invest it in that which will last.  
                                                                            -Rick Warren

Friday, March 25, 2011

Most Viewed So Far....KOLT Sale This Weekend.

Just Got Owner Approval....Meet "HEADS UP"




PUMP UP THE VOLUME!

UNLESS.....


.....UNLESS YOU COULD GET IT UP YOUR NOSE! lol

Now that's FUNNY.

That's Not NICE.


I was taught NEVER to stick my tongue out.....UNLESS.....

8 hours=2 minutes

I just spent 8 hours on a 2 minute promotional video for a new 3/4 Simmy bull coming out.  Is that NUTS or what!

Will share when I get owner approval.  Pretty cool though, I even built the SOUNDTRACK.

Cattlemen Please Comment.

Question....

If you use a CRAZY cow for a recipient, is it possible that the calf will be CRAZY right upon birth(as soon as it can stand) even though the actual mating that was in her SHOULD be docile?

Such a GOOD WIFE.


Drake told his Mom he'd sure like some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies.....and look what Shawn just brought me....piping hot.

Drizzling this Morning.

Although it snowed last night.....it was drizzling this morning.  Caramel Drizzle that is. Daddy Likey. (did I just say that?)

Pig in a Blanket....of Bedding.

Typical MEN.

Drake and I took off to pick up the ONLY pig we've got bought so far (and I didn't even buy that one), and we BOTH made sure the fire, or what was left of the fire, was OK.

I was still laughing at Drake singing while we were burning that stack of sacks.  First he started with Queen's "Any Way the Wind Blows" part of Bohemian Rhapsody......and then shifted into a little Chaka Khan "Through the Fire", and ended with his best Steven Tyler impersonation.....(he acts just like his MOM).

Anyway, we were on the road and I was on the phone (normal so far) when I received three calls in a row from my wife (while I was in another conversation).  The ONLY time that happens is if I'm in TROUBLE....OR.....she's in trouble.  I could tell by her voice, this time it was BOTH!

The wind had picked up after we left, and she drove home to find this.  MARVIN to the RESCUE!


"Please note the wind damage to the barn from the other night.....BUT, NO fire damage! lol

Hog Barn Clean Up.

After the last show pigs were done last year, we neglected to give the barn a GOOD cleaning......SO......here's what we get NOW (yesterday) to dispose of.





RUDE Awakening.

71 degrees MONDAY.......THIS 2day!



Thursday, March 24, 2011

Her FULL Sister Is FAMOUS. Sells Saturday.

Great TRUTHS About Growing OLD.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. 

How 2 MEASURE Success.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . .having money.
At age 50 success is . .. Having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.. 

Forgot About This One.

With the recently named Grand Steer at Austin being a My Turn x Landslide.....I stumbled upon this picture in an old email that was ALSO a My Turn x Landslide...heifer.

Show Him UR Badge.

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." Rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The  DEA  officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister,  I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."  Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to him.  "See this badge?  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.  No questions asked or answers given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand? "

Rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety.  The officer is clearly terrified.  The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge. Show him your BADGE!!!"

Would U.....Could U......GO.

Public toilet in Houston.


OUTSIDE


INSIDE....

Made ENTIRELY of one-way glass.

Two NEW Polls.

Man...I need to get in shape!  What about you?

AND

I always assumed that everyone was like me and bought the cheapest gas at the pump, but I guess you never know 'til you ask.

ROBINETT/KOLT Sale This SUNDAY.

Thanks to Darla Aegerter and Nate Kolterman for allowing me to edit the video for this upcoming sale.  Good luck Sunday EVERYONE.

You can view the videos @ www.youtube.com/koltcattleco

My Turn WINS 2nd MAJOR Steer Show in 5 Months.

Congrats to Cuatro Schauer for exhibiting the GRAND CHAMPION Steer at the Austin Rodeo and Livestock Show, one of the 5 MAJOR shows in Texas.

As I posted earlier, the steer is a My Turn x Landslide(CH)/Dictator/SmAn raised by Alley Cattle Co. of Corydon, Iowa and sold by Tracy Goretska and Tony Austin.  Landslide was a purebred Charolais bull I promoted a few years ago, owned by Winner Charolais, IN.  He remains on of my FAVORITE physical bovine specimens of ALL time.

Congrats to EVERYONE involved.  Pictures coming.

Lie-Clocks.

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly 
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
That's 
Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie.'
Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's 
Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe
told only two lies in his entire life.'
Where's Obama’s clock?' asked the
man.
'Its in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling
fan.'

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Radioactive Milk a Threat —if You Drink 58K Cups

(NEWSER) – Japan is finding elevated radiation levels in milk, spinach, and water—scary, right? Richard Knox at NPR sits down with RPI health physicist Peter Caracappa to crunch some numbers about what those levels mean. The gist:
  • The max radiation a US nuclear worker is allowed to be exposed to in a year is 50 millisieverts; one sievert of radiation will raise your lifetime cancer risk by 4%.
  • To get a sievert's worth of radiation, you'd have to down 58,000 glasses of contaminated milk.
  • To hit the same level, you'd have to be Popeye and eat 820 pounds of spinach, or about 2.25 pounds per day for a year.
“The long and the short of it is that we're not going to be able to detect any statistically significant change in the cancer rate for anyone as a result of the events in Japan,” Caracappa notes.

Bride Arrested After Reception Brawl

(NEWSER) – When you're being carted off to jail while half your guests are wiping pepper spray out of their eyes, it's safe to say your wedding reception could have gone better. Such is the tale of 28-year-old Angela Davito: Police were called to her wedding reception Saturday after a large brawl broke out, with attendees telling them that people were "killing each other," My Fox Phoenix reports.
When they arrived, police fired pepper spray into the crowd, which somehow failed to diffuse the situation. Instead, the guests became angry and rushed police, who called for backup. More officers and firefighters arrived, and order was briefly restored—until the blushing bride charged another guest. When police restrained her, she allegedly kicked an officer, and was promptly arrested. Charges of assault and obstructing governmental operations are pending.

Man Brings Beer to DWI Hearing

(NEWSER) – Late, drunk, and carrying an open can of Busch beer is no way to show up to a DWI hearing. Upstate New Yorker Keith Gruber—who has prior DWI convictions—was more than an hour late for the 10:30am hearing and had four more unopened cans of beer in his bag, authorities said. The judge asked Gruber if he enjoyed his "liquid lunch," then revoked his bail and sent him to jail, the Middletown Times Herald-Record reports

Steele Land & Livestock Sale This Saturday.

I thought Doug's youtube channel really came together nice.  He's got another great sale offering, and some really STANDOUT individuals.

Check out a few of the bulls and heifers @ www.youtube.com/steelecattle .  I will be a sale consultant if anyone needs a set of eyeballs put on one.  Online bidding will be available through edjecast.com

Congrats Bruna Beef on a Great 1st Sale.


I wanted to take the time to thank Lance Bruna, Bruna Beef, for the recent bull videos we done, and ALSO to the crew at the Hays Beef Development Center....your help while filming was GREATLY appreciated.

First time bull sales are scary, but it sounds like things went great, averaging just under $3,000.
I always appreciate helping good people sell a good product.


Why I DON'T Drive Large Machinery.

First Tornado Warning of the Year Last PM


We had our first actual TORNADO WARNING last night....JUST what my nerves needed after a long day of having Mom in the hospital.

Luckily nothing was really damaged here, except some metal siding blew off, but it did touch down about 45 minutes away.

The above picture is just one I had in my archives, but it's ALWAYS what I'm picturing in my head when the dang weather warnings start.

Oh....did I mention we live in what they call "TORNADO ALLEY".  


BREAKING NEWS From Austin....& Austin.

The Austin Rodeo & Stock Show just finished selecting Champion AOB steer......and it was a MY TURN!

A My Turn x Landslide/Dictator/Sm  that was sold by Tony Austin, purchased from Goretska and raised by B.J. Alley Cattle Company.

I had full sib eggs for sale at the Ohio Beef Expo for $400/egg.....NOBODY BIT.  Sorry to say.... the price just went up.  lol

I watched the show live @ www.rodeoaustin.com, just go to the top where it says "Watch the Rodeo and Livestock Show Live".  They're selecting the Grand tonight at the Rodeo....it may be ONLY pay-per-view....I'm NOT sure.

Mystery APPARENTLY Solved.


Our MYSTERY Varment.

Thanks to ALL who gave their 2 cents worth on what our mystery varment was.  It stirred up a whole lot more interest than I ever dreamed.  

I was walking by this big fellow at the Ohio Beef Expo, just minding my own business, when I heard this voice say...."It's a ferret."  I said, "Pardon ME?"  He said, "On your blog.....that's a FERRET."  I said, "Oh...now I know what you're talking about....Thanks."  Then I went and changed my underwear.

Then there's the OPPOSITE side of the spectrum taken by B.S. Correspondent White.  He says it's a WEASEL, and get's very indignent when I question his answer, screaming "ARE YOU FORGETTIN' I WAS ONCE A TRAPPER!"

I believe (after googling for pictures of each) that B Dub is right.....it's a WEASEL.  See what you think.


WEASEL


Ferret

NOW I can sleep at night!


Rosie's Diner.....Open 4 Business.


Only HOURS after surgery, Rosie's Diner was back in business!  

Mom got home last night, and other than being wore out, she felt well enough to slip this spaghetti bake in the oven for lunch.  

Thank God for small miracles.....I was afraid I might loose weight, even though I'm supposed to be on a diet.  I just couldn't bare to hurt Mom's feeling by not eating......I'm the GREATEST son she has. (OR the only one) lol

Thanks to everyone for thinking of us.


This Is NOT Funny.


This is NOT funny......(until I get paid by my customers in Nebraska for editing). lol

Found This T-Shirt N WalMart Yday.


I seriously DOUBT that an Iowan DESIGNED this.

At first I thought it was kinda cool, then the more I thought about it....not so much.

Maybe I'm putting too much emphasis on the TRACTOR.  What is that....a Minneapolis Molene?

  Give me a BREAK....or a John Deere....or an International Harvestor.....or an Allis Chalmers.....or an Oliver....or a Massey Ferguson....or a Ford.....or a Case.....or a 

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

U Can Take the Cattle Feeder Out of the Feedlot....


You can take the cattle feeder out of the feedlot, BUT.......

Drake pulled up the Unionville Livestock Auction online webcast in the hospital lounge, so that Grandpa could see what was going on in the live cattle market, while waiting for Grandma to come out of recovery.

JUST like when I was a BOY.....

GREAT NEWS.

The surgeon just came out and said that there was NO BLOCKAGE.....in fact they looked better than they did three years ago.

Thanks for ALL the thoughts and prayers.  We think she'll get to come home late tonight.

Next up.....lungs.

Trays Go HERE....Evidently.

Drake Says, "This Is the Hilton of Hospitals."



Waiting Room Tool.

N Surgery.


Monday, March 21, 2011

Remember ROSIE on Tuesday.

Mom has been getting tired easily and early in the day, and as her family suspected, it might be time for a tune-up on the ole' ticker.

Our family Dr. wasted NO TIME getting an appointment in Des Moines at Mercy Heart Clinic tomorrow, after seeing her this afternoon.  It's been about three years since her last stints were put in, and we're hoping that's all that's needed again.

Please keep Mom and our family in your thoughts and prayers tomorrow morning.  Needless to say, Rosie's Diner will be temporarily closed. 

Spelling It OUT.

GONE Fishin'.

FRESH Paint.

Another SIGN.

How To Tell When a WOMAN Is TICKED. (Thanks Becky)

Loved THIS Bull @ O.B.E.


"DAMN PROUD"

Jakes Proud Jazz Purebred Shorthorn

Made It Home.

We finally made it home from a decade worth of successful trips to the buckeye state's great beef expo.

I'll be heading right back out in about ten days to start filming for the southern Ohio spring sales.  If anyone else needs any pictures or video please call ASAP for booking times.

I will have my semen tank with me, so if you live between southern Iowa and southern Ohio and need anything, I'd be glad to meet you on my route there.

Critical Mass is getting close to freezing and will hopefully be available and in my tank the next time I leave for Ohio.

Thanks for  a great time and a great trade show, it's always good to see EVERYONE.

Headin' Home 2Day.

We made it just outside Indy last night, to Brownsburg, where we usually stay.  That makes the next 8 hour  drive a whole lot easier.

Old people don't travel well you know. lol

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Great Day @ O.B.E.

It was an EXTREMELY busy Saturday at the Ohio Beef Expo as usual.  Sales was great and MANY old friends and customers stopped by.

It's been UNBELIEVABLE just how many B.S. viewers stopped by and said hello and had a nice chat about the future of the B.S.  Google stats are nice and a good indicator of popularity.....real life flesh and blood viewers talking to you is BETTER!

Thanks to EVERYONE.

My Turn x Who/Meyer....Res. SUPREME Female.


Congrats Simmons and Saunders.

Copyright Infringement.


I own part of a bull named this.....lawsuit city! (Crowd Pleaser, NOT Skillet Cornbread lol)

Friday, March 18, 2011

Be Careful What U Say.

A father walked up to the booth today and the first words out of his mouth was..."Tell my son what IOWA stands for!.....and of course I gave him my standard answer:  Idiots Out Wandering Around.

I knew his face looked familiar, but I couldn't place him.  I asked him where that came from, and he said he was in the crowd a couple years ago when I judged the Eastern National in Baltimore, where I was poking fun at myself, and thought it was hilarious.

So....be careful what you say, because people remember the strangest things.

What I'm Gonna Look Like N About 2 Months.


When I go on my diet and start lifting again, this is what I'm gonna look like.....maybe NOT quite that tan though, and a little more skull.

Missing Their 'Lil Buddy from White Lake.


Mike Mimms and Shane Boysel......missing their 'lil buddy from White Lake (Greg Kroupa).

Be sure and check out the Donors Unlimited sale coming up April 30th.

Left-Right-Left-Right-Left.